Name: Joe Lewis
Date of birth: 6/10/1987
Club: Peterborough United
Position: Goalkeeper

What car do you drive?
Audi Q7

What was your first car?
Audi A3

Favourite film?
The Shawshank Redemption

Favourite TV programme?
8 Out Of 10 Cats

Favourite band?
Foo Fighters, Oasis, that sort of theme. Craig Mackail-Smith is in to his heavy metal, which doesn't go down too well in the dressing room!

Most expensive item ever bought?
My Tag watch, for a couple of grand.

Do you DIY?
Not one bit. My brother's a carpenter so if I need anything done I get him in!

Perfect woman - apart from wife / partner?
I'm single so I can say what I like! Megan Fox.

The lads are over for dinner, what do you cook?
My special dish is stir fry, with loads of sweet chilli sauce. Drown it in that stuff. And a bit of soy sauce as well.

What boots do you wear?
Under Armour boots, they've been out around six months now. I wear their gloves as well.

Best mate in football?
A couple of the lads, Jim McKeown, the other goalkeeper, I live with him. He's a top man, we rarely fall out. George Boyd is a good mate as well.

Room-mate on tour?
Jim. Keepers tend to go together.

Funniest prank on tour?
Buckets of water leaned against the hotel bedroom door, the old ones are always the best! I'm normally the one dishing it out but when you dish it out you do tend to get a bit back! So I get it every now and then. Dean Keates is always coming up with something. He'll go down to reception and say "I'm Joe Lewis, I've been locked out my room" and get a key and then do all sorts!

Best save you've ever made?
It was against Peterborough actually! Just before I came from Morecambe, at London Road, against Craig Mackail-Smith. I remind him about it frequently.

Best stadium you've played at?
Old Trafford, in the FA Youth Cup with Norwich. Amazing. There were only about 10,000 there but it was still great.

Most embarrassing moment in football?
When you join the club, you have to sing a song. I went for Afternoon Delight, off the Anchorman film. It went down a storm! But it's embarrassing when you're doing it.
Liam Hatch sang Ten Green Bottles and got booed off after eight! Wonderwall has been banned as it keeps coming up. Dean Keates did Wheels on the Bus!

If you weren't a footballer, what would you be doing?
I'd have tried to be a cricketer, I was really into my cricket when I was young and only chose to go into football when I was 15. I was too tall to be a wicket keeper so I was a bowler, I got a bit of bounce.

What is your golf handicap?
My handicap is 12. I've been playing a fair bit this summer.

Best freebie you've ever had?
Cricket tickets. I get a few for Essex games because as lad I went to school with Jaik Mickleburgh who now plays for Essex.

Who's the worst dresser at your club?
Chris Whelpdale. Horrendous. He's got Spiderman underwear. He wears the same jeans every day, and really tight T-shirts. Awful!